• god: hey baby
  • god: did it hurt
  • god: when you fell from heaven?
  • satan: you're a fucking dick

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motherfucking-cunt:

♂= i am a boy who has a crush on you
♀= i am a girl who has a crush on you
✂= just delete your tumblr already
✌= you’re awesome
♡= i love your blog
❁= you’re beautiful
✓= i hate you
☹= you’re ugly
☀= i want to fuck you
♬= i wish we were close
♧= i wish we were friends in real life
☆= i relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
☮= you inspire me

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Reblog if you want (1) message that will make you smile, anon or not.

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this would be so great right now

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